Unisex Heavy Blend Full Zip Hoodie – “I’m Fine, It’s Fine, Everything’s F*cking Fine!”

Stay cozy while telling the world exactly how you really feel. This unisex full-zip hoodie pairs heavyweight comfort with heavyweight honesty. Made with a soft cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for layering on chilly days or throwing over your go-to tee when life’s chaos comes knocking.

Featuring the bold and relatable phrase “I’m fine, It’s fine, everything’s f*cking fine!” across the front, this hoodie delivers maximum sass with minimum effort. The classic fit, sturdy zipper, and roomy front pockets make it an everyday essential whether you’re braving the office, running errands, or just embracing the meltdown in style.

Product features
- Knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste for a clean look.
- Roomy pockets on both sides for convenience and style.
- Adjustable hood with drawstring for a customizable fit.
- Durable metal zipper designed for longevity.
- Crafted from 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a soft, yet sturdy feel.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean