Turn cozy season on its head with a candle that smells like fall… and attitude. Our "Scented with Sass & Seasonal Disdain" soy candle is here to warm your space while delivering a side-eye to pumpkin spice clichés everywhere.
Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and a wicked sense of humor, this candle comes in two sizes — for when you're feeling a little salty or fully dead inside.
🕯️ Clean burn, zero fluff 🍂 Smells like fall leaves, burnt cinnamon, and regret 📏 8 oz (for mild disdain) or 16 oz (for full-blown seasonal sass)
Perfect for gifting, self-soothing, or passive-aggressively scenting shared spaces.
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
