When life’s a dumpster fire but you’re still showing up in style, this cozy unisex hoodie has you covered—literally. Made from a soft, midweight cotton-blend fleece, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and sarcasm. The bold, cheeky text lets everyone know you’re holding it together (kind of), while the relaxed fit makes it your new go-to for coffee runs, couch days, or passive-aggressive Zoom calls.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste
- Made from a durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend
- Classic fit provides comfort with stylish options for embroidery.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
