Locked up… but still honkin’. 🪿 This heavy cotton tee serves up the perfect mix of absurd humor and everyday comfort. Featuring a bold “goose in jail” graphic that’s equal parts ridiculous and relatable, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for animal lovers, meme fans, and anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Made from durable, breathable cotton, it’s soft enough for all-day wear and tough enough to survive your own shenanigans. Unisex fit means it looks great on everyone—whether you’re out causing trouble or just doing time on the couch.
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching. - Knitted in one piece for reduced waste and better appearance. - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape beautifully. - Made from strong, smooth fabric for perfect printing. - Ethically sourced 100% cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
