Wrap yourself in peak fall comfort while embracing your inner chaos. The Cozy But Dead Inside zip-up sweatshirt is soft, snarky, and perfectly suited for chilly days when you’re warm on the outside and over it on the inside.
Heavy blend fleece for next-level softness and warmth
Classic unisex fit with full front zipper
Spacious front pockets (perfect for snacks, secrets, or sarcasm)
Statement graphic on the back or chest – cozy vibes with a deadpan twist
Ideal for haunted hayrides, ghosting texts, or surviving family gatherings
Color:
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
19.25
21.26
23.23
25.24
27.24
29.25
Length, in
26.97
27.99
28.98
30.00
30.98
31.97
Sleeve length, in
33.98
35.00
35.98
36.97
37.99
38.98
Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
Available in three colors Sizes: Unisex S–3XL Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, avoid existential spirals
