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This lightweight cotton shirt features a warm retro print of a golden retriever holding a frothy beer and the playful line “In dog years, I’ve only had one beer.” It drapes easily over jeans or shorts and feels breathable on lazy afternoons, backyard barbecues, or low-key nights with friends. The muted vintage tones keep the artwork relaxed and wearable, while the crew neckline and classic fit make it an effortless go-to when you want something casual with personality. Wear it while you’re sitting on the porch, walking the dog, or laughing with friends — it’s the kind of shirt that sparks a smile and invites conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (153 g\/m²).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.\u003cbr\u003e- Print details: DTG for main art; DTF used for sleeve\/inner neck prints when applicable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark 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