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The playful illustration of a chill duck lounging in an inner tube with a cold drink pairs with hand-lettered text that reads “What Happens on the River Stays on the River.” It reads like an inside joke for folks who trade city noise for splashing oars, late-afternoon laughs, and slow, sticky sunsets. Wear it while packing coolers, loading the canoe, or sinking into the dock with bare feet; the shirt settles in comfortably and lets your river-day stories do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for paddlers, floaters, and anyone who lives for slow water afternoons. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit layer easily under a light jacket or stand alone as your go-to tee for downstream adventures and post-trip beers. 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